Victoria uses Icy-Hot.
It’s super effective.
The Palmer Squares Live on Radio DePaul.
- “I see the glass half-full until I’m thirsty.”
- “Call me sick; I don’t need a prescription.”
Comedian Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”.
ya know college is gonna be cool and not having any adults around is gonna be cool and i’m so stoked to live with my best friend but I think the thing im most excited about it getting to wake up every morning and touch Kyle’s butt. I could just roll over and there it is.
BUTT.
The first time my best friend called me, she was crying and I didn’t really know who she was and now I’m probably going to wake up every morning to her either cooking breakfast naked or touching her boyfriend in the living room.
I guess I love her.
"If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house. ‘Well, I was lost. But now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament.’"
Mitch Hedberg.
