Please stop claiming me.
All of my recent drama came to an end this afternoon when my ex-boss was arrested after going to my coworkers house and attempting to actually gouge his eyes out. This all started because he told me he was in love with me.
Gainesville is a black hole of bullshit.
I saw some really bad stand-up the other week where the guy made us repeat after him “C-R-A-C-K-W-H-O-R-E” and he asked what it spelled and we were all like, “Crackwhore?” And that was it, that was the whole joke, that was the punchline.